While the great game of awesome roles continued to elude him, many an attempt has been made to understand the psychology of the bag of dice that our man keeps. Each member of the group has worked together to help him out by suggesting different ways in which his dice seem to be acting. However it all started with Man deciding that his dice desired to be acting on the “Color Coded Theory”, where red dice were for rolling high or “hot” roles and blue dice were for rolling low or “cold” roles. Of course I am sure you are wondering why one would want dice that rolled both ways, but that is simple as he is playing two games that both use percentiles but have reversed charts. In Legendary Lives high is good, where in Call of Cthulhu low is good. And in both systems when you go to improve a skill you must fail your roll. However by the second session it was clear that this system was not working and indeed his dice were giving out the same fail upon fail rolls he was used to.
So on to the next theory, which was the “Wrong Character Theory”, to understand this you must first know that our Man keeps all of his active character sheets, maps, treasure lists, general information, space ship specs and the like on one clipboard. At the start of each game he shuffles the current characters’ paperwork to the top of the clipboard stack and clamps it firmly in place. The theory for his poor roles was that his dice were not rolling for the top sheet on the clipboard, but rather for 3 sheets down on the board. So the current night’s character was shifted down three sheets and the evening of game play continued. And while for the first several roles it did seem like at last the dice might be triumphed over, it was quickly determined that the dice were on to the ploys of the Man and were not going to follow this theory either. Back to the drawing board.
So to take this even further into the murky waters of Man vs Dice, another theory was unveiled. Perhaps the thought pattern fell under, “Wrong Game Theory”. Just maybe, he was rolling for the next game and didn’t know it. So the the theory was put to the test, the first game was my game of Legendary Lives, all rolls for the night were recorded on a sheet of paper, but also used for the current game. The next week’s GM plays in my games (we alternate Fridays) and agreed to go along with it. The next Friday night, Man rolled but only recorded his rolls, the actual “rolls” for game that night came off the log sheet from the week before. Game went pretty good for Man, well until about half way through when those pesky dice decided to revolt and rolled horrible rolls. That is horrible rolls for the next week, they would have been awesome rolls for the current game. Truly the dice are evil. So much for that theory. There is no new theory yet, but I am sure that next game session the table will come up with yet another plan for Man vs. Dice.
Until then, may your dice rolls be plentiful.